Trump Tuesday! Trump Recaps NFL Week 3

WHAT A WEEK OF FOOTBALL. TREMENDOUS GAMES, BIG COMEBACKS, SOME BEAUTIFUL PLAYS, AND SOME TEAMS THAT ARE IN VERY SERIOUS TROUBLE. PEOPLE ARE TALKING!

ATLANTA WENT INTO GREEN BAY AND BEAT THE PACKERS 35-14. BIJAN ROBINSON RAN FOR 194 YARDS AND DRAKE LONDON SOMEHOW ALSO HAD 194 RECEIVING YARDS. THE EXACT SAME NUMBER. VERY STRANGE. JORDAN “NO LOVE” LOVE THREW THE BALL 53 TIMES WHILE GREEN BAY RAN IT ONLY NINE. NINE TIMES! YOU HAVE THESE HUGE OFFENSIVE LINEMEN, SOME OF THE BIGGEST PEOPLE YOU’LL EVER SEE, AND YOU DON’T RUN BEHIND THEM? DOESN’T MAKE SENSE.

BUFFALO BEAT THE CHARGERS 24-16 EVEN THOUGH THEY TURNED THE BALL OVER FIVE TIMES. CRYBABY ALLEN, THEY CALL HIM, THREW TWO INTERCEPTIONS, BUT JAMES COOK RAN FOR 154 YARDS AND SAVED THE DAY. THEY’LL GIVE CRYBABY ALLEN ALL THE CREDIT, OF COURSE. VERY UNFAIR TO JAMES COOK. HURTIN’ HERBERT AND THE CHARGERS ARE 0-3. TOUGH START!

CLEVELAND BEAT CAROLINA 21-18. VERY CLOSE. THREE POINTS. THE BROWNS FINISHED THE JOB, CAROLINA DIDN’T. PEOPLE FORGET THIS, BUT HAVING MORE POINTS WHEN THE GAME ENDS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

DETROIT BEAT THE JETS 31-24 AFTER GENO SMITH PLAYED A VERY GOOD GAME, BUT WHEN IT MATTERED DETROIT SENT THE BLITZ, GOT TO HIM, FORCED THE FUMBLE, GOOD NIGHT. BEAUTIFUL. I DON’T UNDERSTAND THESE TEAMS THAT GET A LEAD AND THEN PLAY THIS RIDICULOUS PREVENT DEFENSE, EVERYBODY STANDING 25 YARDS AWAY LETTING THE QUARTERBACK THROW. GO GET HIM! HE HAS THE FOOTBALL! DETROIT UNDERSTANDS.

INDIANAPOLIS BEAT HOUSTON 19-17 ON A 53-YARD FIELD GOAL. BEAUTIFUL KICK. THIS IS WHY I’VE ALWAYS SAID SPECIAL TEAMS ARE VERY SPECIAL. THEY CALL THEM THAT FOR A REASON. THE TEXANS ARE NOW 0-3, WHICH IS NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE.

JACKSONVILLE ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED NEW ENGLAND 35-6. FAKE MAYE HAD ANOTHER ROUGH AFTERNOON AND THE PATRIOTS COULDN’T GET ANYTHING GOING. SIX POINTS. SIX! YOU’RE NOT GOING TO WIN MANY FOOTBALL GAMES SCORING SIX POINTS. TREVOR LAWRENCE THREW THREE TOUCHDOWNS AND JACKSONVILLE LOOKED VERY STRONG. TOTAL DISASTER FOR NEW ENGLAND.

KANSAS CITY BEAT MIAMI 24-10. THE CHIEFS ARE 3-0, THE DOLPHINS ARE 0-3. EXACT OPPOSITES. MAHOMES KEEPS WINNING. VERY TALENTED GUY, WE LIKE HIM VERY MUCH. MIAMI HAS SOME THINGS TO FIGURE OUT, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING.

THE GIANTS BEAT TENNESSEE 12-7 IN A GAME FOR THE REAL FOOTBALL FANS. DEFENSE, FIELD POSITION, NOT A LOT OF SCORING. BEAUTIFUL PUNTING. I LOVE THE PUNTERS. VERY UNDERRATED PEOPLE. THEY COME OUT, BOOM, 50 YARDS, THEN THEY DISAPPEAR AGAIN. INCREDIBLE PROFESSION.

PITTSBURGH BEAT CINCINNATI 30-27, WASHINGTON BEAT SEATTLE 33-31, AND BOTH OF THOSE GAMES CAME DOWN TO THE VERY END. SAM “THE DARNOLD” DARNOLD THREW FOUR TOUCHDOWNS FOR SEATTLE BUT ALSO HAD A VERY EXPENSIVE LATE MISTAKE. SOMETIMES YOU GET THE GOOD DARNOLD, SOMETIMES YOU GET THE BAD DARNOLD. VERY COMPLICATED SITUATION.

SAN FRANCISCO BEAT ARIZONA 36-30 DESPITE HAVING INJURIES EVERYWHERE. THEY MADE A 57-YARD FIELD GOAL AND THEN MISSED TWO EXTRA POINTS, WHICH I DON’T UNDERSTAND. YOU CAN MAKE IT FROM 57 BUT NOT FROM RIGHT THERE? WE’RE LOOKING INTO IT.

MINNESOTA BEAT TAMPA BAY 23-16 AND THERE WERE 17 PUNTS IN THE GAME. SEVENTEEN! SOME PEOPLE WOULD CALL THAT BORING. WRONG. ONE OF THOSE PUNTS GOT RETURNED 86 YARDS FOR A TOUCHDOWN. THAT’S EXCITEMENT, FOLKS.

NEW ORLEANS HAD LAS VEGAS DOWN 27-16 AND THEN EVERYTHING FELL APART. THE RAIDERS WON 35-27, BROCK BOWERS HAD 116 YARDS AND A TOUCHDOWN, AND THE SAINTS TURNED THE BALL OVER THREE TIMES IN THE FOURTH QUARTER. THEY WERE GIVING IT AWAY LIKE FREE SAMPLES AT COSTCO. KIRK COUSINS SAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH. RAIDERS 3-0. PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO NOTICE!

THEN WE HAD BALTIMORE AND DALLAS IN RIO. BEAUTIFUL RIO. GREAT GAME. LAMAR JACKSON PLAYED VERY WELL, DERRICK HENRY SCORED TWICE, DALLAS FOUGHT BACK, AND WITH ONE SECOND LEFT TYLER LOOP KICKED A 56-YARD FIELD GOAL TO WIN IT 34-31. ONE SECOND! 56 YARDS! BOOM. EVERYBODY GO HOME. OR BACK TO THE HOTEL, THEY’RE IN BRAZIL. WE LIKE TYLER LOOP VERY MUCH.

DENVER CAME BACK FROM 16-0 DOWN TO BEAT THE RAMS 30-26. THE RAMS WENT INTO HALFTIME FEELING FANTASTIC AND THEN SOMEHOW LOST THE FOOTBALL GAME. BO NIX GOT IT DONE. COMEBACK BO? MAYBE. I’M NOT READY TO GIVE HIM THE NAME YET. WE’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

AND THEN MONDAY NIGHT, CHICAGO BEAT PHILADELPHIA 27-7 WITH CASE KEENUM AT QUARTERBACK. 38 YEARS OLD, HADN’T PLAYED IN AN NFL GAME SINCE 2023, AND HE COMES OUT THROWING TOUCHDOWNS LIKE HE NEVER LEFT. EVERYBODY SAID CASE CLOSED.

WRONG!

CASE REOPENED!

THE EAGLES SCORED SEVEN POINTS. JALEN HURTS, AND YES, IT HURTS. VERY BAD NIGHT.

GREAT WEEK OF FOOTBALL. SOME TEAMS LOOK VERY GOOD, SOME TEAMS LOOK VERY BAD, AND SOME TEAMS ARE 0-3 AND PROBABLY NOT SLEEPING VERY WELL.

WE’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN WEEK 4.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!