Trump Tuesday - NFL Week 4

TRUMP TUESDAY, NFL WEEK 4

ANOTHER TREMENDOUS WEEK OF NFL FOOTBALL. SOME BIG WINNERS, SOME VERY SAD LOSERS, AND WE NOW HAVE TEAMS THAT ARE 0-4. FOUR GAMES, ZERO WINS. HARD TO DO!

CLEVELAND STARTED THE WEEK BY BEATING PITTSBURGH 27-24. AARON RODGERS ALMOST PULLED IT OFF, BUT CLEVELAND KICKED A 56-YARD FIELD GOAL WITH 15 SECONDS LEFT AND THEN PICKED HIM OFF. TOUGH ENDING FOR AARON. HE’S BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME, HE’S SEEN A LOT OF FOOTBALL, PROBABLY DIDN’T WANT TO SEE THAT.

THEN THEY SENT THE COLTS AND COMMANDERS ALL THE WAY TO LONDON. BEAUTIFUL LONDON. INDIANAPOLIS WON 30-13 AFTER A VERY SLOPPY START. DANIEL JONES WAS GIVING THE BALL AWAY EARLY, BUT JONATHAN TAYLOR SAID ENOUGH OF THAT AND TOOK OVER. VERY GOOD RUNNING BACK. WASHINGTON IS 1-3. NOT WHAT YOU WANT AFTER FLYING ACROSS THE OCEAN.

BALTIMORE BEAT TENNESSEE 24-18. THE TITANS ARE NOW 0-4. VERY TOUGH. LAMAR PLAYED WELL, ZAY FLOWERS HAD 118 YARDS, BUT THE BIG STORY, AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT, WAS TREMENDOUS TYLER LOOP HITTING A 64-YARD FIELD GOAL. SIXTY-FOUR YARDS! THAT’S ALMOST FROM ANOTHER ZIP CODE. SPECIAL TEAMS, VERY SPECIAL. BEAUTIFUL KICK.

AND THEN WE HAD BUFFALO.

OH, BUFFALO.

FAKE MAYE WENT INTO CRYBABY ALLEN’S HOUSE AND BEAT HIM 29-26.

VERY EMBARRASSING!

FAKE MAYE ACTUALLY PLAYED PRETTY WELL, I HAVE TO SAY IT. THREE TOUCHDOWNS. I DON’T LIKE SAYING IT, BUT WE HAVE TO BE FAIR. CRYBABY ALLEN HAD THE BALL, HAD THE LEAD, AND STILL LOST. PEOPLE WILL MAKE EXCUSES FOR HIM, THEY ALWAYS DO. “JOSH THIS, JOSH THAT, MVP, BIG ARM.” WELL GUESS WHAT? SCOREBOARD! PATRIOTS 29, BILLS 26. MAYBE CRYBABY WILL CRY ABOUT IT.

CHICAGO BEAT THE JETS 23-12 AND THE BEARS ARE SOMEHOW 3-1. VERY INTERESTING. THE JETS ARE 1-3. THEY SCORED 12 POINTS. YOU NEED MORE THAN 12. PEOPLE CAN ARGUE WITH ME, BUT THE NUMBERS ARE THE NUMBERS.

JACKSONVILLE BEAT CINCINNATI 22-17 AND THE JAGUARS ARE NOW 3-1. NOBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT JACKSONVILLE. NOW MAYBE THEY HAVE TO TALK ABOUT JACKSONVILLE. VERY QUIETLY PUTTING TOGETHER A NICE SEASON.

DALLAS BEAT HOUSTON 34-30. HOUSTON IS 0-4. ZERO AND FOUR! THEY KEEP GETTING CLOSE, WHICH IS NICE, BUT CLOSE DOESN’T COUNT IN THE STANDINGS. DALLAS FINALLY GOT A BIG WIN AND THE TEXANS ARE PROBABLY STARTING TO LOOK AT THAT SCHEDULE AND SAY, “WHEN DO WE GET SOMEBODY EASY?”

THE GIANTS BEAT ARIZONA 36-24 IN A COMPLETELY NORMAL JAMEIS WINSTON FOOTBALL GAME, WHICH MEANS NOTHING WAS NORMAL. THREE TOUCHDOWNS, TWO PICKS, LOTS OF POINTS, LOTS OF ACTION. JAMEIS WINSTON, MAYBE WE SHOULD START CALLING HIM JAMEIS WIN-STON. THE GIANTS ARE 3-1! PEOPLE SAID IT COULDN’T HAPPEN. MAYBE EVEN THE GIANTS SAID IT COULDN’T HAPPEN.

THE RAMS CAME BACK AND BEAT PHILADELPHIA 24-20. THE EAGLES WERE UP 20-10 AND DID NOT SCORE ANOTHER POINT. THAT’S A PROBLEM. MATTHEW STAFFORD THREW TWO INTERCEPTIONS AND SOMEHOW STILL WON BECAUSE THE RAMS KEPT FIGHTING. PHILADELPHIA HAD 172 TOTAL YARDS. 172! SOME PEOPLE DRIVE FARTHER THAN THAT TO WATCH THE GAME.

GREEN BAY BEAT TAMPA BAY 17-14. NOT A LOT HAPPENING THERE, BUT A WIN IS A WIN. TAMPA IS NOW 0-4. ANOTHER WINLESS TEAM. THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THESE PEOPLE.

MINNESOTA BEAT MIAMI 15-10 AND THE VIKINGS ARE 4-0. MIAMI IS 0-4. EXACT OPPOSITES. FIFTEEN POINTS ISN’T MUCH, BUT WHEN THE OTHER TEAM SCORES TEN, IT’S PLENTY. VERY SIMPLE MATHEMATICS.

KANSAS CITY BEAT LAS VEGAS 30-27 IN A GREAT GAME. THE RAIDERS WERE 3-0 AND FEELING VERY GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES, THEN KENNETH WALKER RAN FOR 177 YARDS AND TWO TOUCHDOWNS. 177! MAHOMES DID MAHOMES THINGS, WE LIKE HIM VERY MUCH, AND THE CHIEFS ARE 4-0 AGAIN. THEY JUST KEEP WINNING. VERY ANNOYING FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.

SEATTLE BEAT THE CHARGERS 30-23. THE CHARGERS ARE NOW 0-4. HURTIN’ HERBERT, VERY TOUGH START. GREAT ARM, NICE HAIR, ZERO WINS. YOU HAVE TO WIN THE GAMES!

SAN FRANCISCO BEAT DENVER 24-14 AND THE 49ERS ARE ALSO 4-0. BROCK PURDY KEEPS THROWING TOUCHDOWNS AND NOT MAKING MANY MISTAKES. PURDY GOOD, AS THEY SAY. MAYBE THEY DON’T SAY IT, BUT THEY SHOULD.

THEN SUNDAY NIGHT WE GOT CAROLINA AND DETROIT, AND CAROLINA WON 32-26. TETAIROA MCMILLAN HAD 14 CATCHES, 192 YARDS AND TWO TOUCHDOWNS. FOURTEEN CATCHES! THE LIONS KNEW WHERE HE WAS. EVERYBODY IN THE STADIUM KNEW WHERE HE WAS. DIDN’T MATTER. BRYCE YOUNG THREW FOR 329 YARDS AND CAROLINA LOOKED VERY GOOD. DETROIT THREW FOR 412 AND STILL LOST, WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR DEFENSE LETS EVERYBODY RUN AROUND DOING WHATEVER THEY WANT. AT SOME POINT YOU HAVE TO STOP SOMEBODY!

AND FINALLY, MONDAY NIGHT.

ATLANTA 45, NEW ORLEANS 24.

FORTY-FIVE!

BIJAN ROBINSON RAN FOR 145 YARDS AND TWO TOUCHDOWNS. BRIAN ROBINSON SCORED THREE MORE. FIVE RUSHING TOUCHDOWNS BETWEEN THE TWO ROBINSONS. TOO MANY ROBINSONS! THE SAINTS COULDN’T KEEP TRACK OF THEM.

MICHAEL PENIX PLAYED VERY WELL AGAIN, 223 YARDS, A TOUCHDOWN, NO TURNOVERS. ATLANTA HAS WON TWO STRAIGHT SINCE HE CAME BACK. MAYBE WE HAVE TO CALL HIM POWERFUL PENIX. MAYBE NOT. WE’LL WORK ON THAT ONE.

NEW ORLEANS IS 1-3 AND GAVE UP 45 POINTS AT HOME TO ATLANTA. VERY BAD NIGHT IN THE SUPERDOME. THE FALCONS RAN ALL OVER THEM. LEFT, RIGHT, MIDDLE, DIDN’T MATTER. BIG BEAUTIFUL RUNNING GAME.

SO AFTER FOUR WEEKS WE HAVE KANSAS CITY, MINNESOTA AND SAN FRANCISCO SITTING AT 4-0, WHILE HOUSTON, MIAMI, TAMPA BAY, TENNESSEE AND THE CHARGERS ARE ALL STILL LOOKING FOR THEIR FIRST WIN.

SOME VERY DIFFERENT SEASONS GOING ON!

FAKE MAYE BEAT CRYBABY ALLEN. THE GIANTS ARE 3-1. THE PANTHERS JUST BEAT DETROIT ON SUNDAY NIGHT. AND A MAN KICKED A FOOTBALL 64 YARDS THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS.

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT.

THAT’S WHY WE WATCH!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!